And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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