you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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