i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
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