jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
there was a trapeze. enough said
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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