I wanna bring you to show and tell
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
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You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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