summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
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she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
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I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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