"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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