Don't you send me to vm
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I would ride that face into the sunset
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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