so explain again why im purple
no
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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