Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Just invented taco cereal.
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PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
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I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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