He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
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omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
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I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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