Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
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