my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
I know her cup size but not her name....
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