you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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