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(847): View more from Illinois

Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party

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(305): View more from Florida

look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

this is a time for prayers...seriously

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let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.

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(360): View more from Washington

Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.

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DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.

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(315): View more from New York

The second I see you we're shot gunning beers

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It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning

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And your point is?

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Marry me

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(786): View more from Florida

I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.

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(503): View more from Oregon

The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.

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(661): View more from California

I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out

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Don't we all.

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