She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
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He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
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The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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