So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Well I just put wine in my tea
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize