Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
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