I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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