Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
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I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
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They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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