I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
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He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
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I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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