One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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