The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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