my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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