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The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
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Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
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are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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