Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
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I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
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Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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