Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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