JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
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Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
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Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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