Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
The best revenge is premature balding
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
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