i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
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i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
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She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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