ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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