Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
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Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
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I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Enjoy the penises
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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