It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
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For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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