So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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