therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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