i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Randomize