it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
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You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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