look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
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I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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