Yo dont text me then not text me
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
im six kinds of drunk right now
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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