Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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