love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
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You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
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I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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