Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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