it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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