Yo dont text me then not text me
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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