now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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