that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
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I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
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I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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