I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
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Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
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Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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