It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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