Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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