Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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