I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Randomize
