i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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