she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
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God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
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Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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