okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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