So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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