fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
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My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
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He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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