I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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